What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

Why is it important for Hollywood celebrities to come out against Trump?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

I have been married for 34 years, and I found out my wife lied, and cheated a lot back before we got married. Does she not change, or is it possible she is still a cheater?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

Why is every human messed up in some way?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?

-”Ah so!”

Diamonds Are Forever

Moonraker

Does turmeric help fight cancer? If so, how?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.